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Not a picture of me as a kid.

Since this is my personal blog, I have made the decision NOT to include ads on the sidebar.  I hope this makes for a better reading experience for you.  But I must preface this entry with a warning:  I am reviewing something here that will make me a couple bucks if you buy it. Don’t bother.  Just read on, it’s kind of funny…

Now about the Rich Garbage Man … <–link opens a new tab:

LOL, I LOVE THIS GUY.

I decided to blog about it because it is such a great example of the perfect affiliate marketing offer.  His video plays upon clicking the page, so you don’t have to do anything to start listening to his message. He’s a blue collar hero, a former garbage man who struck it rich.  I already like him.  It’s the classic story, the American dream. Wouldn’t we all love to quit our jobs and work from home a few hours a week, and become millionaires?

I don’t endorse this guy or his product, but I bet if I met him in real life, he’d be someone I could relate to. I can see myself buying this guy a beer (or a coffee, depending on the situation).  Now, I didn’t even read the entire page, but I did read the first few paragraphs.

He talks about driving to all these huge houses to pick up trash, and one day, some punk kid walks down the driveway, and as he took the trash, the kid threw him some books.

“He then said wait, before you throw that out why don’t you take it home and read it… and then laughed and said oh yeah you’re a garbage man you dont know how to read… and walked away.

I was ready to pound that kids face in, but I was on the job. I needed to keep my cool. So guess what I did… I took that bag of books home with me.

That Was The Most Important Day Of My Life, And Changed Me Forever!”

So, are you smiling? I am, because the sales letter was so predictable, yet so satisfying.  What a great story.  I am sure you have heard that the best salespeople tell stories.  I can’t think of the last time I saw such a great example of this.

The thing I didn’t like about his video, and he may have done it on purpose, but he says the phrase “garbage man” a total of 6 times, to remind us, in case we forgot (in addition to the word garbage appearing 21 other times on the page)!

What do you think, is this guy smooth, or what? If anyone actually ORDERS this, let me know if it’s any good.  I am guessing it’s decent, but I am too busy to add anything else to my plate right now.

I guess if you DO get the Rich Garbage Man’s course, leave me a comment and I will send you two eBooks as a free bonus, that I wrote myself.  One is an environment-friendly way to make $2400 a month working one day per week (and it has NOTHING TO DO with Internet Marketing.  The other is an eAutographed copy of Leo Luck’s FORBIDDEN Roulette Roadmap: You Have to Have Balls to Win (Leo Luck is my DJ name, I thought it would be an appropriate penname for my gambling guides.  (Yes I am serious about the eBooks, but you should still be smiling, because the title of the roulette book is just clever).  Admit it, you are smiling.

Hope you will enjoy the rest of my blog.  Tweet with you soon!

Oh yeah, check out the 30 Day Challenge, if you want.  It starts August 1, 2009.

Chris